We Are Scientists unveil their giant portable something.

A spokesperson yesterday confirmed that the band had finally lived up to their nerdy name and had invented a “something”.

What this something is has yet to be confirmed but we can exclusively reveal that it is indeed totally portable. Beardy and Geeky Scientist are apparently able to carry the “something” between them – even though it is a “giant something” - and take it on tour with them. Cute Scientist is currently unable to assist in this process, as his overly long fringe prevents him seeing where he's going.

Finally, this so called news story was not just an excuse to put up another picture of the Scientists and rumours that Fringey is getting desperate for material are completely unfounded.

(At the time of going to press Fringey News still hadn’t bothered finding out what their real names are. But you know who we mean.)